Not Your Bot

Not Your Bot was a Twitter bot, now a Mastodon bot, that makes instances of the “He’s not your man” meme using ConceptNet.

Ladies, if your man: - can contain a fungus - has a lettuce - can be found in the refrigerator - can contain a crab - is a tuna fish salad He's not your man. He's a salad.

Ladies, if your man: - can contain a fungus - has a lettuce - can be found in the refrigerator - can contain a crab - is a tuna fish salad He's not your man. He's a salad.

Every hour it picks a word from a list, then fetches the word from the ConceptNet API. The result is a number of “edges” relating the requested word to other words or concepts.

For example:

  • salad –IsA–> food
  • egg salad –IsA–> salad
  • salad –AtLocation–> the refrigerator
  • lettuce –AtLocation–> salad

It has rules for how to convert the edges into English descriptions, so for the above examples:

  • is a food
  • is an egg salad
  • can be found in the refrigerator
  • can contain lettuce

Then it’s just a matter of selecting five of those, wrapping them in the opening and closing lines, and posting the results.

The code is available on Github.

I made this bot in an evening as one of my Makevember projects, during the time this meme was briefly popular. I realised it lent itself to automating with ConceptNet and I’d been wanting to play with that to make a bot.

It originally lived at @notyourbot1 on Twitter, then moved to @notyourbot1@botsin.space on Mastodon, and is currently on @notyourbot1@mastodon.me.uk.